Cereal

Every single day, Gary has cereal. Two bowls when he comes in from the barn and then two bowl right before bed. That is a lot of cereal. I have estimated that one large box, lasts about 1 1/2 weeks. I should clarify, he only eats Bran Flakes. There is no substitution. No Honey Nut Cheerios, no Shredded Wheat, no Honey Bunches Of Oats. Just Bran Flakes. 
 I do not like Bran Flakes. I will eat them if you make me, or if I decide for 5 minutes I want to eat healthy breakfast. Blah. You have to eat them sooo fast or else you have soggy bran-y mush and that is a consistency that I just can not swallow. 
Back 11months ago, when Gary and I got married, I knew this about him. What I didn’t know was how this was only a glimpse into the crazy things he does. (crazy in the most loving way of course) 
I think in the past two weeks, I have said to him ” you are just insane!” so many times…I can’t even count. 
I usually laugh, shake my head, and then wonder what our kids are going to be like. 
When ever I tell Gary he is insane, his most common response is ” hahaha honeyyy, its not that bad, your forgetting about how good I am to you hahaha, remember last night we went out for quality time and I bought you ice cream, you should blog about this. You are sooo funny when you are frustrated, your hair just bops around and you say funny things” 
ps. Quality time when he bought me ice cream was going across the boarded to look at cows and we stopped at a dairy store so Gary could go to the bathroom and I bought myself ice cream and then we looked at cows for 2 hours and then came home. Obviously, this was a date night…
Seriously, he says my hair “bops” around. and then he can’t stop laughing.  I usually laugh too. It makes it hard being frustrated. 
Anyways. Gary’s strict cereal  preferences are a metaphor for his life…unexpected, strange and a little over the top
And if cereal is a metaphor for Gary’s life…
Maybe it is for mine too…
I bought Halloween Captain Crunch. Its like candy for breakfast. 
I would be lying, if I said the fact that the ghosts turn the milk green wasn’t a selling feature. 
Marketing companies really know how to suck me in. 
My Cereal shelf also contains Mini Wheats
Honey Puffed Kashi ( Basically Sugar Crisp…with a little less sugar) 
Apple Cinnamon Cheerios
 I also have instant chocolate oatmeal and 2 varieties of granola. Unfortunately I do not usually eat cereal or yogurt or anything like that for breakfast. I much prefer pie. 
I am not sure what this says about me other then the fact the I like to eat sweet stuff. Perhaps that I am a bad decision maker? 
I really just wanted to show you my Halloween Captain Crunch. Its tasty. 

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